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jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

You should read the book Lamb, by Christopher Moore. It talks about exactly that, in addition to being one of the pants-peeingly funny books I’ve ever read.

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muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

(Source: sassy-damon, via uniquenessinabox)

"What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term [civilian] these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians, the only other thing they could be was soldiers."

"Snuff" by Terry Pratchett (via knerdy)

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100soft:

Dancing Baby Groot!

100soft:

Dancing Baby Groot!

(via anti-pococurantism)

kanapy:

WE ARE GROOT!

kanapy:

WE ARE GROOT!

(via anti-pococurantism)

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Before and after of my invisible corner. I think because it’s an enclosed porch, my brain thinks of it as “outdoors”, so it never occurs to me to clean. But it feels so good every time I go outside now.

tamorapierce:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

I want a Sheldon of my very own!

I can’t breathe from how cute this is

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